The Smurfs Shrooms Connection

June 27, 1999

Dear Mr. Carlyle,

Recently i was looking for a picture of the Smurfs and I came across a very disturbing page. It was yours. I am ashamed of you to be twisting around childrens television shows.I am just 13 years old but I am acting older than you! I was very surprised at this piece of rubbish. Please rethink your decision of putting this crap in front of the inocent eyes of small children. Some kids younger than me will be looking for smurfs also and will see this horrible page. How dare you twist a harmless tv show around like this!!!!!

Sincerly,

Melissa Kearse and Nicole Kelly

September 16, 1999

Dear Mr. Carlyle,

People like the ones that complain about something as trivial as making fun of a fictional TV show are a reason of why discrimination still exists. If we can not laugh about things we see everyday, (provided they are not meant to intentionally harm) then how does anyone get along in life. Anything in this world can be offensive. To nit-pick things, (i.e. infringe upon someones right to free speech in your case) only shows that this person has not come to realize that many things in this world will offend people and that it is they who should adjust. Not anyone in this world has a perfect life. I applaud you on your motion to add the disclaimer about the pictures and to not back down on the point of the page because someone found it offensive.

Robert Brown

October 4, 1999

Dear Jeff,

Hi, I am a 16 year old female and I recently came over your web (shrooms/Smurfs) I thought it was a good idea, but the other night I found out that the idea of naming a drug after "SMURFS" was already put to use. This drug is ecstacy , better known as XTC, X, (rolling). They named this drug after Smurfs because it is blue.

Kristen

July 13, 2000

Dear Mr. Carlyle,

Ecstacy (commonly known as "E" 'round these parts) is actually an umbrella term denoting a family of drugs whose common link is the presence of the chemical MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine - try saying that ten times fast). The pills are cut with various other complimentary drugs, each different combination representing a kind of E (in theory, of course. This is drug culture we're talking about).

"Smurfs" are a type of E. Others include Mitsubishis, Supermen, Butterflies (of various colours), Elmos (also of various colours) and so forth. Each is supposedly cut with specific complimentary drugs - green Elmos supposedly contain acid, blue butterflies supposedly contain PCP, etc.

Oh, BTW, love your Smurf article.

cheers,

-sean

September 11, 2000

Dear Smurf fans,

Come one what else is that hole cartoon about. You have some guy that everyone thinks is nuts. Running around after little blue people that live in mushrooms. And if he captures them he can do such this as turn them into gold. I love the Smurfs growing up, but now that I have tried shrooms. I wunder if such cartoons are there only to guid people to such herbs, and those who never try such things they well never understand.

They are nothing to play with. The only think i can say to anyone that want to eat shrooms, be very open minded, and read up on what will happen to you, and you'll alwas come back from shrums. Maybe not the same person though.

Papa Smurf

November 19, 2000

I read your article because I have been told that the origin of smurfs came from something demonic and I was trying to find out about that before letting my 8 year old continue to watch the show. I believe you're probably on to something after all huffing came around after scratch'n sniff stickers and scented markers. Thanks for the great information.

A Concerned Parent

December 14, 2000

Dear Smurfs/Shrooms Fans,

I grew up to the Smurfs as a child and all I thought about was cool little blue guys who lived in mushroom houses in an enchanted forest who tried to live there lives without the bad people (Gargamel, Azreal) trying to turn them into gold or eat them. It was a great flick, but now that I have become a man I have a good idea about the whole smurfs idea.

The smurfs were always happy living in there mushroom houses (taking shrooms) until Gargamel (police/society) would try to catch them and hurt them in some way. Essentially this means that shrooms are great and should be used for anyone that wants to expand their mind, the whole structure of their belief system. For example, when Smurfet was created, she was created through Gargamel. When he created her she was even, hideous looking. After the Smurfs saved her and brought her back to their mushroom village she became beautiful and happy, loosing all memory of the bad person she once was.

Shrooms are great for anyone who likes a complete dimensional change on reality. Shrooms should not be taken by anyone who believe what they have been told all their lives, or people who think that sobriety is the only right way, otherwise you will weird out for hours and could very well hurt yourself or others. Take responsibly.

-Roger

December 21, 2000

Hey Jeffrey..

Greece z with u...i totally agree that smurfs=shrooms!and why not?i am 20 and i grew up watchin smurfs(my favourite cartoon and now)!besides..smurfs r blue,small and they can give u the perfect trip ha? :)))

January 1, 2001

Dear people,

Anyone who thinks this webpage is bad is 1st off Dumb and 2nd of all his way of "sick" thinking as some people would say makes perfect sense. Think about it The smurfs were always happy why is that because they live in huge shrooms. I would be happy if I lived in a big shroom for a house. How come they always thought about peace and love only people or (Smurfs) on some type of drug would only want love and peace I mean Papa Smurf could use magic and everything now if he didn't want the evil guy Gargamel always trying to eat them why didn't he just use some magic to kill him or something. Also think about this when was the show the smurfs made. Back in the 60's everything back in the 60's was drug induced. That is like saying Alice in wonder land doesn't have a big catapillar who was smoking opium in it or, just saying that whole movie isn't drug related. Also I am not saying this to be mean but who ever said that "E" pills are blue needs to get out more often cause "E" comes in all different colors. Like a few days ago I got a pikachu "E" pill it was yellow with a little tiny black lighting bolt on it. Also why would they call a "E" pill a white zorro if it was blue. Well anyway I hope you can all reconsider your thoughts about this web page. People need to be more open minded about these things.

David K.

January 9, 2001

Hey,

personally I really like your thinking :) But did nobody think of the fact that the smurfs were originally not called smurfs at all (I mean, they still are from Belgium, right)-- it seems some American people are still not aware that there are some other countries outside their borders... and not everything is coming from here :) And if Peyo wouldn't have taken shrooms... why would they live in a fly agaric :-) So long and I hope you will still have fun with all that offended people...

Michaela

January 12, 2001

Fair enough, Smurfs backwards maybe be shrooms. But there is a more sinister part of the Smurfs that you have over-looked. That is that the Smurfs was propoganda for communism and anti-semitism. There are many websites on the net that go into great detail about why this is the case.

Type "smurfs and communism" and see what you find. It is very interesting.

Nice idea as well.

Februay 6, 2001

Hi there Jeff,

I guess that the only thing that i have to say about your shroom theory is that is absolutly true. I have heard about this theory since 7th grade. I am now a senior. You can see drugs in just about every cool cartoon if you just look for them. In "Scooby Doo", when the whole crew opens the door to the "Mystery Machine", if you look you can see smoke rolling around inside the van. Its right in the begining of every show. Love the article, a little far fetched with the moving of lines and all.

Faithful cartoon observer,

Marvin The Martian

p.s. S.W.E.D. forever!!!! Start spreading the word of SWED. If you want to know what it stands for: listen to The Cronic(by Dr. DRE). Its at the very end of one of his songs.

May 14, 2001

ok i wasn't gonna right you guys got it but some got it mixed up

ok smurfs live in mushrooms because when u eat musrooms (aka the smurfs house) the smurfs have no where to hide thus u see lil blue men when ur trippin

gargamel not the police quite the contrary hes a drug dealer look at himm all cracked out and dirty and hes not always lookin for the smurfs hes mostly looking for their village

and the gold thing if a drug dealer find shrooms he'll turn them into gold by srllin thanx for you time and this site

May 24, 2001

i say your site thought you like to here a few more cartoon drugies just thought i'd mention some other drug/cartoon caracters such as "mary jane" or "MJ" spiderman's girlfriend not to mention the fact he can walk on walls and shoot spider webs or at least in his mind any way(i think his pot was laced)

and of course scooby doo and shaggy. the smoke in the van in the begining and they always have the munchies and come on shaggy eats scoobie snacks all the time youd have to be stoned to do that and besides they're always paranoid' and sneaking away from the rest of the group (to smoke a doobie). To top that off shaggy talks to his dog its obvious the guys been smokin the stuff hardcore since he was 15 the guy is the definition of a burnout nothin but road trips and gravity bongs for this guy.

The Joker You would have to be trippin' to wear clothes that psychadelic. After getting beat up every day, he is still laughing. He can't even stop that huge smile, because he is so high. I think him and the Riddler have parties and smoke out together.

Speedy Gonzales [Yippa Yippa Needa Las Drugas!!!] This guy has had way too much speed. He's even named after it. Has this rat ever gotten tired? Gargamel (From the Smurfs) Most likely LSD or acid. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in sissy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway?

Olive Oyl Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her friend. Popeyes on PCP and marijuana his "spinach" is the source of all his strength. much like PCP it makes him stronger he no longer feels any pain. Bluto (popeyes rival) is on steroids just look at the guy need i say more.and wimpy (the fat guy eating hamburgers)is a pothead and if you ever met him you could instantly identify him as a burnout.

there are many more these are just the tip of the iceberg

June 8, 2001

 

Hey, this is Pete, the Founder/Operator of http://www.esmurfs.com

Just saw your Smurfs/Shrooms page and wanted to comment on something very few Americans seem to know. The Smurfs were "invented" in Belgium in 1958. They were an American pop phenomenon in the 80's and that is what most people associate with them. Most people don't realize the were already popular in Europe and elsewhere around the world for 20 years. And the Smurfs did not "end" with the 80's, they are still popular, shown on TV and recognized by children around the world *except* in the US.

The true history of the Smurfs clashes with just about every theory, and there are lots of theories, most are peppered with misinformation about the Smurfs, skewed towards the authors beliefs and perceived insights, and contain little to no facts to back up the assertation.

The U.S. Smurfs are different in many ways from the "real" Smurfs which debuted in print. For example, some stories were never made into cartoons or sold as figures in the US because it was felt they were too controversial for the US. (European children's tales tend to be a bit more grim than parents in the US will tolerate.) One story is about a bug that makes the Smurfs turn black, hop around and bite other Smurfs on the tail, who then catch the disease. This Smurf was made as one of the popular figurines in Europe, but was never sold in the US because of fears it would be seen as some kind of comment on African Americans. Instead, the cartoon version of this story makes the Smurfs turn purple. Another figurine never released in the US was a Smurf with a sledgehammer, seen as problematic because some parents might feel it promotes violence.

Seens to me they were very conscious of how the Smurfs would be seen. It just doesn't jive with all the nonsense about them trying to promote communism and such.

Make no mistake, Smurfs are big business. The driving mechanism behind their image etc. is making money. Corporations don't make money by trying to sway children towards illegal drugs they cannot personally profit from, or by trying to plant the seeds of Communism in young minds. In marketing the Smurfs they strove solely to create a wholesome, likable image that children would like and parents would buy into. The amount of Smurf related items is dizzying. You can buy anything with a Smurf on it, including yes, LSD blotter paper and pills featuring the Smurfs. Smurfs are hot in the Techno scene right now, I mean for fashion, although yes, they are on the drugs too.

Anyway, thanks for another laugh, and sure, go ahead and print this. If anyone wants to debate that any particular Smurf theory *is* true, come to http://www.esmurfs.com and bring it up on my bulletin board where Smurf collectors and fans from around the globe will argue with them until they are blue in the face.

I am especially interested in discovering when the Communist theories were first published.

Please reply to pete@esmurfs.com if you care to...

-Pete

June 14, 2001

 

July 12, 2001

i loved your smurf shrooms thing. i tripped on fourth of july and we rented an old smurf video, put it on mute, and popped in a little pink floyd and let me tell you, for that moment of time, everything made sense. it was so good. and for those of you who all thing shrooms are bad and this article sucks and is immature-get over yourselves and dont knock something until you try it. i wish i was a smurf...

x, annie

July 31, 2001

Well let me tell you my experience with the smurfs.... I am 28 yrs old.But when this happened I was 11 yrs old and my little brother was 9 yrs old. My mom bought us a box of the Smurf berry crunch Cereal the kind that came with a free poster of the happy little blue people. Well I remember that evening so well still to this day it gives me a creepy feeling. My little brother and I were playing in our room pretending it was a movie theatre and we were using the smurf berry crunch cereal as popcorn, Ya know dry cereal in a bowl.. anyhow previously we had hung the poster that was got from the cereal an the wall above the foot of my brothers bed (we shared a room) there was an endtable also at the foot of his bed. well we went to sleep that night and we had left the cereal in the bowl on the end table.. I had been laying down for about 20 minutes maybe and I felt someone throwing things at me I automatically thought it was my Brother so i told him to stop, But then it hit me again but this time harder. So I got up and turned on my lamp and NO SH*T there was a little blue smurf standing on the table throwing the cereal and laughing. My brother woke from my yelling and he also seen the smurf I looked at the poster and it was pure white.. The smurf was translucent. Then I automatically grabbed the poster without thinking and tore it up and the blue smurf disapeard.. I think they are demonistic.So that is my experience with the creepy little suckers.... Look up what smurf means in German... (little blue devil) thats my story and its all true!!

August 24, 2001

Wow! Ican't beleive how many people are able to identify the smurfs w/ majic mushrooms. First of all I don't do shrums, but do see the strong connection w/ this and many other popular artforms available to the consumers purchase. My favourite example is not the smurfs but the SuperMarioBros. Many of the software programmers I know have created some of the most ahaed of the times/groundbreaking developments in programming while under the influence of philosifer stones (mushrooms). I have also observed this in the audio/music industry and in NASA, LockHeed-Martin, Boeing etc. This makes it easy for me to imagine that the creation of animation can have people/artists with similar habits of drug consumption.

I actually found this site looking for the Euro-Smurfs "Die-Shlumpfs". In my german language it does mean little blue devil and thus is born the Cartoon. On the other hand it also means "sleep" which may be elaborated with dreaming. After reading all these articles I have been impressed most by the theorey of Gargamel being a drug dealer turning Die Schlumpfs (The Smurfs) into money.

Finally, I would like to support the Mushroom theory because I have observed it in so many other artforms and I myself am an Electronics Engineer who is helping the world acheive time travel so that we, God's childeren may survive the trials of time by using time travel to journey into the vast universe to find new homes. Even I have smoked Ganja to focus my thoughts on a complex but very specific task. I'm not trying to say that drugs make people smart but they do impare the brain's ability to rapidly change thoughts so you may more easily concentrate on one thing in great depth/ detail. Staying drug free is a sure way of keeping your i.q. high but some chemichals will cause some people to create never before thought of or original ideas/arts like the smurfs, leading to expanded perception and higher i.q. It is important to point out that whatever you can acheive under the influence is always your available potential and is not dependant on chemicals. It is always there for the unlocking-- to learn is the nature of inteligence.

Ryan Lee Helmer    HotHelmer@HotMail.com

Any-one may E-Mail me to learn more about time-travel or comment on anything I wrote.

August 24, 2001

Yo,

I agree with the idea that the cartoon SMURFS is infact drug related, but then again arent all the great cartoons that you used to watch as a child? One big example of my conjecture is the movie "Alice in Wonderland". where the character alice falls through a rabbit whole (symbolizing going into a trip) and meeting all sorts of differnt creatures and having weird expierences that is all a bunch of nonsense. which is exactly what happens when you take any type of hallucinegetic drug. So the thoughts of the smurfs are infact true. because with the smurfs it symbolizes the goverment (gargamel) who is trying to bring down the drug users (smurfs) by trying to take away their crops (smurf berries) or incatcerate them and take away all that they own (capture the smurfs to make them into gold). so thats what the smurfs is all about. Its a parallel to the real life war on drugs, the only difference is that the goverment isnt always getting plunderd by the drug users, where as the smurfs always come out on top because of the cartoonists view on drugs, that if america was actually free, well everyone would be happy singing "la la la la la la la, la la la la la" and eating some damn smurf berry cake!

September 7, 2001

Hello smurf man, my name is Lucas. I am not here to bad mouth you or what you have written about the smurfs. Personally, I don't give a damn about the smurfs. Everybody is saying, "Don't bad mouth the smurfs! They are for kids! Blah blah blah." Have you ever sat down and watched The Teli Tubbies? The guy that made that show probably took so many shrooms, he didn't even know his own name. And now, cartoon network is coming out with "adult" cartoons? The web is FILLED with porno! And a bunch of little kids are crying about the smurfs? Screw them. What I really e-mailed you about is, would you happen to know any good shroom sites? Mainly about growing? If you do, please e-mail them to me. Thank you very much. And if you or anybody else would like to chat about the SMURFS=SHROOMS theory, please write to me. I have a lot of free time to spend while my "buddies" are sprouting. he he he... Thanks a bunch,

Lucas (kornstory@yahoo.com)

September 15, 2001

Dear Shroom Dude,

The fact that the show Smurfs is directly related to shrooms developed long before 1997 as you say. Anyone who has ever taken shrooms can easily see that the creators of that show were under the influence of some severe drugs, but that can be said for the crators of just about any successful cartoon. Hallucinagenic substances have been inspiring tradesmen such as artist, musicians and writers for decades, and even centuries. Jesus Christ was known to eat black bread mold, a powerfully hallucinagenic substance that was known to grow on rye bread throughout biblical times. The creator of the Smurfs was probably just a druggie like me who had a good trip and wanted to share it with the world.

~Peace

October 6, 2001

after reading your "evidence" supporting the idea of smurfs being an anogram of shrooms, i've concluded that this hypothesis came to you while being bored out of your mind, and making long connections to the 2 words. sorry buddy, smufs doesnt mean shrooms. dumbass.

October 6, 2001

The Smurfs were not originally written in English. I believe it was written in French, and the word used was "Schtroumpfs." This word was later translated into english as Smurfs, so it is impossible that there is a connection.

Later, Mel

October 21, 2001

hey i just came saw ur sit that's kool how u think about that shit. there's only one thing i would lkke to know ? what about that lady smurf ???? i think every one who "tried" to bad mouth u suxs ! so blah at them

ps shrooms rule

Michelle

October 21, 2001

Oh boy your going to like this one....

There is something I once heard about the smurf that gaoes along with your theory only it gets more sinister... I had heard an accusation that the creator of the smurfs invented the episodes while being high on mushrooms or acid, and had some of the same beliefs of the kkk. Think that sounds absurd? Well take into consideration that all the smurfs wore white hoods. Papa smurf represented the grand wizard with his red outfit.

Gargamel, represented blacks. Now why would Gargamel not be drawn as a black male? Well that would be too direct and surely would get the show cancelled. However he was conveniently wearing black.

Gargamel's cat Asrial represented the jewish people. If you switch the A to I you get the word Isrial witch is a simple word play to conceive. Gargamel and Asrial Had one common goal... to consume the smurfs, which completely mirrors the kkk's main threat, the intermixing of the white race. Most members of the kkk feel that the white race is being consumed and snuffed out.

Ironically they claim to be white christians who believe in jesus (of course, who was born from a jewish family).

Do you remember smurfette? well she could be said to represent the original sin of eve. She was evil at first, she was created by the sinister gargamel, made evil. Just like the snake in the garden of eden. Fortunately she became good, but only after being purified by the smurfs. Almost like a good 'ol kkk baptism curing her of her original sin.

I don't know if this is all true but the symbolism and parallels are uncanny.

10-24-2001

Hi,

I'm Puddin' at least that's what everyone calls me. I was just out looking for Smurf picture and Shroom pictures when I came across your site. I wanted to tell you that I read what you wrote and a few others and I laughed at you and everyone else. I'm 18 and I grew up loving the Smurfs and not ever once thinking about how the were connected to drugs or demons. The mother who is keeping her child from watching Smurfs probably lets the 8 year old watch cartoons that shouldn't be on for children to watch. My boyfriend and I watch cartoons on a regular bases and we see and hear things that make me blush. In fact most cartoons have references to drugs, sex, and violence. I'm not telling you this so parents can go on a rampage about how TV is the root of all evil. I wish there was something that could make Parents and everyone see that cartoons are a child's escape from a world full of horror and hate where everything is about sex, drugs, and violence. Kids don't care about these things. So let them enjoy their cartoons before they realize what these things mean.

Have a Great Day, Puddin'

P.S. I would like to hear anything you'd like to say about my letter

October 31, 2001

uh yeah, i was just writing about the whole smurfs shrooms controversy on your web site. i have to agree with you, it has been long known that a large amount of artists openly use psychadelic drugs, and an even larger amount don't . i know this because i myself am an aspiring artist. artists many times use these drugs to "expand there minds" and create better work. so who is to say that the origional mind behind the smurfs wasn't jaded by the use of shrooms, i mean there houses do suspiciosly resemble many of the species of mushrooms that are used for psychoactive purpouses. and not to mention there stange dependency for smurf berries. just a thought. oh and just another thought, many times, even before the cartoon was origionally crearted people reported seeing little blue creatures much like smurfs while under the influince of hallusinagenic drugs.

j.eggleston

November 3, 2001

Smurf are simply evolved Snorks. For those that don't remember Snorks was a cartoon that took place underwater in the ocean, Anyway It's my believe that if you took a cap off a Smurf you would see a leftover knob remaining from the days where they lived in the sea.

November 5, 2001

Hi just popped in looking for pictures of pills? you didnt have any but I like your over active imagination and warpedness.

btw fair play on your reply to apocalypse xhole

berni

December 13, 2001

HEY

I went shroomin today and I think your websites the shiznit. I may be only 16 but these lame ass people need to leave you alone because you having fun with life, not being some snobby bitch that needs a fucking bullet in their head. The world only has issue's because of those kind of people. "CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG"

Anyways keep up the good work and ofcourse smurfs have something to do with shrooms people they live in them. have fun with life. PEACE

Sincerely
The Grinch

dec. 30, 2001

because i am totaly bored i read everyones comments on smurfs and shrooms. everyone (except the "concered mom" needs to get a life) has an interesting view on this. anyone who is or was getting upset about what other people were writing sound chill because everyone has the right to their own opinion, and how can anyone say what is right or wrong when none of us have met the creator. ya sure, i can see the connection, i even painted a picture of a smurf holding a bid fat mushroom, but anything in this world can be manipulated to be seen how we want to see it. no two people view things the same way so, all you "straight egde" people let the "druggies" trip, and all you "druggies" let the "stright edge" people believe what they want to believe.

just one last thing to say, i personally have never heard of anyone dying or getting seriously hurt from doing mushrooms. eveyone should just leave us alone if we want to trip.

word up to smurfs
word up to shroomz

peace out

holly

January 4, 2002

Hey Jeff...I just wanted to say that your site kicks ass...and is the pimp shit! I was looking up on shrums...so I could see the effects it may have on you when you try them...and I came across your website! I never even thought about the Smurfs having anything to do with Shrooms...that is so cool! Well, anyway! Do you know of any sites that I can look up and find all about Shrums? Well, thanks! Bye! Sasha

January 14, 2002

Hey, You are totally right. This cartoon came out when people had different views on drugs and it would make perfect sense to have a cartoon about it.. Ohh and to the totally spycho 13 yearolds.. Ever wondered what scooby snacks are???? Hash Brownies. Ohh.. and Alice in Wonderland was on opium so shutup! You dont know what you are talking about!

Genny

January 17, 2002

OK

1. They live in Amanita Muscaria(Fly-Agaric) mushrooms. Fair enough, we can all see that and reference that in an encyclopedia or on the internet.

i loved the cartoon,...but interpreting kkk/commy/whatever is due to your internal reality and illusionary projections. truth tuff to bear.

2. Psychadelic Mushroom fact: Fresh psilocybe Mushrooms bruise easily and reveal a bluish stain. blue color of smurf skin may relate-may not.

3. Know that most of your fantasy myth and avalon unicorn, fairy, elf all those stories lay deepy intertwined with the mycelia of mushroom and the kingdom/realm associated with them. Only those with eyes to see will journey to see, all the rest continue your squabbles and reach no conclusion, truth is within.

January 21, 2002

hi i am really boerd so i read all the comments on this page and found them funny. I tottaly agree that many cartoons are influenced by drugs, but see no problem w/ it. Little kids probably wouldnt notice, and it gives older people something to look for in cartoons. One childrens cartoon that hasnt been mentiond here is puff the magic dragon. Every one knows that was about weed but it had a lot of other trippy points to it too. Another trippy movie is Charlie and the Chocolate Favtory. Most people use drugs to come up w. good music ( look at the beatles, Nirvana, Sublime, Doors...) books, plays and movies. If people want to take drugs, then let them!

January 24, 2002

Why is it that all Americans leaving messages on this page appear to have such a limited grasp of the English language.

Almost every email is peppered with the most hoorendous literary snorts. Glad I was born in a country with a more literate population. God bless England and all who sail in her.

Go back to school, learn something and eat Mexican Blue cap mushrooms for the best smurfing experiences known to man.

ps Binladen is an anagram for Papa Smurf. He is alive and well and living in Tavildara and the Tajik/Afghan border. Papa Smurf is Pamiri for Mullah Osama Binladen

Good bye

January 28, 2002

Ahh, i was trippin too hard when I came across your page, but the idea was great. I dont see what the fuck all these people's problem is, they shouldn't complain.

IF YOU DONT LIKE CARLYLE"S WEBPAGE< THEN CLOSE THE FUCKIN WINDOW!!!!!

anyway, i just thought i should get that off my chest,i cant stand whiners.

anyway, again, ahh, by the way, cubensis were the smurfs best friend. I think it's brother mescaline was too.

anyway, the site kicks ass, very funny while trippin be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Shawn NeVille

January 28, 2002

The smurfs lived in mushrooms because the mushrooms represented God. When GOd breathed, the blue spores,(or should we say "smurfs" fell to the ground and sprouted yet even more shrums. Some spores grew into smurfs while others grew into mushrooms, and they felt the desire to fight for their right to become what they should have become in the first place.

anyway, ahh, i dont know what i just said up there but that is how my mom has always told me the story of the smurfs. Until next time-------SHRUMS!

Please post this on your page so the opposing views know the real story of the smurfonian empire!

Shawn NeVille

January 28, 2002

i was looking for some smurf pictures, so i could do a clay project. and happend to come across this site. im glad i did because i got a lot of information that i didn't know and didn't even think about. if you have the time, please send me more information on the smurfs. thanx. I think that your theory is very true, other people just don't see it the same way. Too bad for them!

peace and happiness
shannon

February 8, 2002

hi , its funny isnt it ! i mean the smurfs never made sense to me , actually i was quite scared of them . But now that i have stumbled across your web site , everything makes perfect sense . And its actually not strange for weird messages to be sent through kids cartoons , for example , did you know that Noddy was banned from national television for a long peorid because the network was worried that he was gay . Thats right , he got into bed with mr Big Ears ! yeh well thats just about it , oh yeh i am Ashlee , I am 14 years old Ciao

February 8, 2002

this is my second email , and i have been reading all of the other emails and all of you people are really smart ! i neva understood anything like i understand you guys , drugs are a huge influence on our world and if I or anyone else wants to do drugs then let em !!!!

Ashlee

February 10, 2002

You may want to see this http://www.geocities.com/lckiara/index_en.html

Luis Rodriguez

February 14, 2002

hey heres a better cartoon/drug conspriacy. the scooby doo/potheads. Have you ever wondered why scooby can talk? or why the "gang " can only understand this? I"m telling you people!!! this is why shaggy eats so much!! he has the munchies!!! classic sign of smoking pot. and also he's the one who understands you best. i'm telling you this is just screaming to get blown out of the water by you guys. this is headline news stuff.

RICARDO

February 16, 2002

Mikey mouse is on crack.

Bgmtwyman

February 17, 2002

hey jeffrey, ok yeah i see your connection with shrooms and smurfs. i am only 14 so you may say i don't know what i am talkin about but i do. i have associated smurfs and shrooms frome the time i was probably 10. i was into the whole shrooms thing, i collected shroom figurines and tried shrooms when i was 13. this was a really trippy experiance. and yeah guess what i saw smurfs. i have always loved smurfs and shrooms but the whole smurfs backwards and change the lines thing well that is a little to far. alot of cartoons are drug related. dude have you ever seen alice in wonderland what do you think that is a bout?? the catipiller is sitting on a shroom smokin out. alice has to be on some major drugs cause she eats the cookie and the world gets small, drinks the tonic and the world gets bigger. life in genarl is based on drugs.

Dawn Uttke

March 4, 2002

yo man i was watching the smurfs the other day and they were talking about token the magic flute now i don't know but that sounds like smokers with shrooms
good looks

NaS4LIFE

March 5, 2002

Hey there,

I was doing research for a school assignment on Ancient Jerusalem, and ran across this site. How your site pulled up, I'll NEVER know, but dude, you're totally right! I think this is too close to be just coincidence... it totally makes sense.

My question to you, however, is what ever made you think of that... or put the correlation together?? Fascinating!

Joe

March 7, 2002

As ALF would say H A !

Thanks, Larsman

March 8, 2002

Please put this on your page you trumped up ass. If you realy wanted to find a secret message in the smurfs look at what is right in front of you

the Smurfs=KKK

points
1. pointy white hats
2. white pants and shoes
3. the smurf bitch blond hair blue eys
4. clan leader has a full red robe papa smurf is in red from hat to boots if thats not proof you cant say the other bull shit your f@#$ up mind came out with

and thats what I think

Eugene Lediard

March 23, 2002

Hey there. I know a lot of people are dissing on you about your connections with smurfs and shrooms. But for myself I have expierence shrooms in the past and I do see a big connection. Same thing with alex in wonderland. Im pretty sure the ideas of these kids shows was based off of these halunigetic mushrooms. For those that haen't expierence shroom totally see things from a narrow view. I believe I have a broader sense of view since i have seen things from many views.

Im here to talk to you on a serious note. Why would these creators of these cartoon aim it towards these kids? I was thinking maybe perhaps it allows kids to use their imaginations. Also this drug (defined by society) shroom is so natural and non man created.

I was also thinking about adam and eve when they ate something that god told them not to. People use the apple as a symbol but I was thinking perhaps it was mushrooms they ate and there hole lives turned upside down. What are your thoughts and views on this?

Littleton Andy

March 25, 2002

Jeff,

Thats awsome! I never noticed that. How could those two 13 year olds think its rubbish?! I'm 13 too, I think its cool. The thing about their houses being mushrooms proves the point even farther. I love 80's cartoons. Try and look for more things like the Smurf Shroom connection. I'll be back to your site every once and a while to cheak up on it.

Jenn Hill

April 20, 2002

aloha,

im just going to come out and say this. i am an open person. i believe in the use of almost any type of drug. If it makes you happy do it. i also want to say that im 16 and that all of my friends and i have fun watching cartoons all day and going on the occational trip. Every cartoon that i have ever seen i have found a way to relate it to drug use. Also, i am an hopeing to become an artist one day and so are some others that i know and as far as im concerned shrooms help me draw some things better then with out, but not always. Personaly scooby doo is one of my fave. shows and alice in wonderland is my favorite movie. I like that whole smurfs=shrooms thing. its funny and gives bored stoneds things to think about when they go off into their own little world for a day or two.

Love you all (and hope you have as much fun as i do someday), Vanna

Ps: thanx for dat thing to think about when im bored

April 24, 2002

i think that smurfette is the biggest hwore to ever walk the television screen. she was the only girl and there were hella boys.....she had to be doing something with at least one or all of them. why wasnt there at least more girls? probably b/c she was the big tramp on the scene....sorry i had to get that out of my mind thanks for listening

Jessica

April 28, 2002

Its not about Shrooms man, Everyone should know that show was about a Communist society

Riggs85

May 1, 2002

hey,

I just think its funny that you wrote some silly stoner comment on the web and managed to cause that much contreversay, great job

B

May 7, 2002

Hey Jeff! My name is Kelly, and I was looking up shroom stuff and cam across your site. ROCK ON! Your site is cool and anyone that says otherwise is a loser and probably have never tried mind-expanding drugs. But, I bet if they did, they would change their tune! Do you know any cool/trippy sites for shrooms? Thanks

~Kelly

May 8, 2002

damn now i see why gargamelle was always trying to eat them litter critters, he was just trying to get high!!!!

Myjoemama

May 8, 2002

Dear Jeff,

I came across your site as a result of searching for a information concerning some software. I wasn't expecting this, but I read what you wrote and I also read comments.

My comment to all this is that with or without the Smurfs, if people are going to take drugs of any kind it isn't likely that the Smurfs cartoon (or any other children's cartoon) is going to have much to do with it. In other words, the only type of person who could associate Smurfs and Shrooms would have to have taken shrooms in the past or be obsessed with the drug (as in addicted). As a kid and as an adult, when watching the smurfs, the last thing on my mind were shrooms. And trust me, the Smurfs were one of the cartoons I watch a lot of. I never made the association and don't see how this cartoon is going to cause children to suddenly want to either. Most drugs become a problem because they are easily accessible and are offered and/or pushed on impressionable young children by a drug dealer or friend , not because of a cartoon. As an adult, I've listened to my friends tell me about their experiences taking shrooms and have been told where to find them in large quantities. Incidentally, the friends that I refer to are heavy into partying and take any number of other substances, I don't do anything besides have a drink now and then and smoke cigarettes (yes, I know, cigarettes are bad for your health). However, I've never felt the desire to go in search of shrooms. I've never felt inclined to go and get high after watching an episode of the Smurfs either. Just because the cartoon contains mushroom houses and little blue characters, that isn't enough to be a danger to children. And while you and your friend appear to be quite good at anagrams and seem to be intelligent thinkers, it predominantly just sounds like you and your friend have WAY too much time on your hands and need to lay off the shrooms a bit. Maybe find another activity. Here's another thought.....Isn't paranoia a side-effect of some drugs? You might want to quit the shrooms altogether if this is what's happening to you.

Sincerely,
One Who Is Lacking In Over-reaction!

May 13, 2002

I came across your website looking for info on shrooms because im pretty sure i have alot of them that are good but i wanna make sure they're safe. And i was really bored so i read everybody's response. I would like to say that i totally agree with your theory because lately i have started to notice how alot of cartoons seem to have things that connect strongly with drugs. and more power to the artist that use drugs to enhance their work as i do myself. Whatever works you know. And last of all i dont care much for the little girl dissin MY COUNTRY i take it to heart because i am very proud to be American. She must just be mad that England couldnt control "US" now or then.

Silverdragon1109

May 14, 2002

Dear Jeff,

nice page. Your Smurf/ shroom theory is well thought out... the arguments incontrovertible. It must be true.

Impressive that you've proclaimed yourself ruler of Earth too. I'd like to add my name to the short list of people who recognise you as such.

I've got a friend who has proclaimed himself King Burro of Burrotania. I guess he failed to think as big as you, poor guy. As far as I know, I don't think he's even got a web-site to back up his claim either. Just thought you might like to know.

I was thinking of proclaiming myself ruler of the universe, but I don't think I'm ready for the responsibility yet. Maybe when I hit 35.

Your loyal subject.

May 25, 2002

Hey,

Basically I could go on and on about all this shit that I've read. Of course everyone is entitaled to their own opinions but most of this is absoluely LUDICRIS. Esp. the comment on the KKK and all that mess. You dude, who ever wrote that your way to fucking analytical. (sorry I can't spell) Anyway, i deffinitly belive that artist an shit use drugs to enhance there mind an what not. Also I dont have all kinds of knowledge on where Smurfs came from but I do know this...

If you belive in something stronly enough no matter what it is your going to LOOK for it. And you WILL find a way to see it in almost everything. Some one who is big on Shrooms is going to find the drug in any cartoon. (given it is in some) but WHAT THE FUCK, this shit is way to analytical. The smufs was about good against evil and ment for children kids dont think like that, ya feel me.

And non of you can say well you dont see it bc you dont shrooms well, I do. And I still feel this way.

peace ( got suttin to say would love to hear it... itsthal@msn.com)

May 30, 2002

honestly this is the best site i have ever seen on the net so far......this site made my night i have officially added it to my fav. list thanx for adding some humor to my life

~~~~obnoxious~~~~

June 4, 2002

hey dude,

i tkinhk that i was pretty cool about the smurf and shrooms this . my nickname is smurf and my friend's is shrooms, so we r all the time looking for like i said smurf and shrooms mostly the high smurfs like i got this one smurf called stoner smurf it was pretty cool. hell i dont know

well gotta go,
   peace out,
      smurf!

June 4, 2002

hey IM Kira and really I see no problem with I mean its you choose to do what ever you want IM sure you arent the only one who has done thins so some people need to back off really they do and if they have a problem with it they need to learn to deal with it or just dont look it up on the Internet. and besides that you can get worse picks of things like that so they need to get over it IM so behind you on this.

Kira

June 10, 2002

Basically I just wanted to say to the people that dissagree, "You Can't Handle The Truth". Peoples thoughts and analogies are interesting, and hold some truth. Most of the people here in the U.S. of A would ever want to believe that they could be so deveious and decievious to start programming children at a young age (subconciously) so that they would be more acceptable to the way things are. A lot of us want to live in the "perfect world", where politicians tell the truth, and godly morals are instilled in our youth. But the truth is we live in a world of ilusions, and lies, and God is taken out of their education throughout their whole adolecent life ( ages 4-18 : grades k-12 ). I put nothing passed our government and media. I suggest you wake the fuck up and be on the look out for subleminal messages also. If not for you, for the growing minds of the children. Thanx for your time & space. Peace!

Permanent Mind Blower

June 11, 2002

aye mon this site i ok i think, but could you put the value of shrooms on the site if a gram of coke is £50 and a nine of hash been £350 thx

fonzo_el

June 13, 2002

Brilliant bit of research you've done here ! You Earth ruler you

:)

June 17, 2002

What's wrong with shrooms?

July 8, 2002

what kind of country do we live in that a person can't even have an imagination. if this website offends some of you people that bad then why do you continue to look at it? free country right? same as what mr. carlyle has....a free country where he can post anything he wants and not have to have someone like you gripers to tell him what to do. I think the smurf=shroom deal was awesome. I have heard the communist deal all my life, so this was something new and interesting and now that you mention it a lot of cartoons are based on drugs, or at least can be associated with them. you just have to have an imagination to find the links. Just go with it people. have fun and enjoy life. as for Mr. carlyle...keep up the awesome work.
~Peace & love to you!
Lynn

July 10, 2002

It all makes sense, i mean what kind of people could possibly make a freakin cartoon for like 10 years, without some sort of spiritual help. i have a few to add please.
Almost every cartoon has had some sort of drug(smurfs) sex(Heathcliff) and violence(tom and friggin jerry) tone at one point or another. start with the original cartoons, ive seen plenty of very funny early 1900's -20's era cartoons that even include smoking weed and drinking absynth, murder with laughing afterwards, actual sexual acts and even gay acts, 100 years ago. unbelievable Then there was a huge slump in cartoons, (the sober period). then came the greats, like Scooby doo (Doobie Doobie Doo) he said then he got the scooby snack, shaggy is a 2 obvious. Popeye for sure, i have always wanted to have instant power from anything, but spinach, i even ate that crap for a while. But we all know where instant power comes from.(narcotics) Speaking of which Mighty Mouse is way too easy, or maybe its underdog i cant remember, but oh yeah baby im talking about the power pill. He got in a little trouble and bam he open the ring and ate the magic speed pill, now link that with speedy gonzales, he would always get all doped up and fly through town and steal things, like chocolate(coco), (crank)cheese, and so on. Oh and what about The Elephant scene from the Fantasia, i mean come on, must i go on, ok. Garfield was always feinin for lasagna, like it was dope or something, and when he didnt get it, he was grumpy. Ever heard of the inch high private eye, shroom induced for sure, similar to alice in wonderland. What about fraggle rock, They had little men with like crystals that they built with, but the fraggles ate it, and they lived underground and when the owner of the house was asleep, they sneak in and steal something, i forget what it was. Or who hasnt seen the big golden penis on the cover of The Little Mermaid, if you havent you must look, it is in the center of the golden palace, and it is unmistakable. Lets even go one further though, what about every aspect of life, oh lets say pacman, do you know anyone who likes to run around in dark places listening to fast music, and munching little pills. Take the ghost (his own personal demons) that he has to deal with, unless he makes it to the corner and eats the mega pill, then he is free to roam around without his troubles following him, or temporarily make the dissapear by chasing them. Or maybe mcdonalds, they have the craziest characters of all, some freaking wierdo dressed up as a somewhat overpowering scary clown, with his friend the fat purple mushroom shaped always happy "grimmace"and the "Fry Guys" and the theif always stealing their "Fries" the ham-burgular. Or Dr jeckle and mr. hyde, need i say more. Teletubbies, am i the only one that can see a freaking waving bouncing penis sticking out of two of their heads, one straight one crooked, the other two have, hole like, head ornaments, one round(vagina) and one triangle shaped (womens hair down there shaped). Shrek, I cant even count all the drug, sex, and hidden agenda type semi hidden jokes for adults. well on this note i will end this, Dont believe what you hear, find out for yourself and make an educated guess, until you find the real answer. we left england because of our overbearing government and taxes, well as we figured out taxes are somewhat needed, but our freedom is at stake. Look around you, all of our FREEDOM that the government classifies as things that could hurt you, which is your right as a person, are taken away. what dipshit thought that it would be smart to take away our right to smoke marijuana, and put out the anti drug campaign from the 30's which included films that were shown to students in school, that depicted people acting like total asses while smoking the harmless herb. they kill each other, jump out of windows, tearing there clothes off, and laugh hysterically, ok they got the last part right at least. this is all true, look it up, watch Reefer Madness, it is a must see. Just think this was drilled into your parents by your grandparents, because of ignorance and misinformation. And who is in power in the house of reps and others, very old people that probably think that weed causes insanity. I know of atleast 2 people that control their extreme anger with weed. We are all being conformed, trained, and ultimately ruled. Think about this, the constitution was written on hemp(weed), that was grown, smoked, chewed, and even eaten in the town where most of the people who signed it lived. Almost everyone knows that Thomas Jefferson grew his own, smoked it, and even sold it. Did we all forget what was written on that hemp paper that night. Even Skip the whole drug issue, what about seat belt laws, helmet laws, auto tint laws, and law in general. what happened to survival of the fittest, i dont wear the helmet, i suck at riding, i crash, i die, so what, we have too many damn people on the planet anyway, because we baby everybody. Who are they to tell me what i can and cant do with my body. can you believe that because i parked my car in a 1 hour zone and was in the building for 1 hour 5 minutes i get a charge for that even if there are no other cars on the road, and if i dont take care of that tiny little $10 ticket, the police think they have a right to put their hands on my person, arrest me, make me lose my high paying job, because i lost an important account, take me to an undisclosed location far from my vehicle, make me wait for 15 hours in a stinking, inhumane box, no color, no life, no food, no shower, just so that i can walk in front of a pompous ass that thinks he has a right to Judge someone, without knowing one thing about him except what was written by the cop, all of which is biased hearsay if you ask me. Finally ending in a $30 payment 20 added for court cost. Now who wins in this situation????? no one does. They paid the cop to stand around and ticket any violaters of the sacred meter law, then they paid someone to enter it into the comp like 3 different times, they then sent out papers to me, next comes the fat bastard waiting behind a building jerking off, waiting for his little light gun to say anything above 55 so he can harass someone, then comes all the wasted gas while he sits behind me for 45 minutes, waiting for another paid officer to arrive to assist in the arrest, then the ride away from my car, next they pay a person to book you, and to watch you all night on a little camera, oh and then the way overpaid judge gets to come in an hour and a half late, the court cop and court clerk get paid well to stand there or sit and enter info. And what does all this trouble get them, $30. My point exactly, they run around and chase their tales, and while they did this to me, completely wasting police money and time, my neighbors house got robbed and my wndows got broken out of my blazer, and my stereo, cd's, personal effects were stolen. Thank god for the tiny bit of freedom that is left and make sure that it doesnt get any worse, do what you can. Thanx and please put atleast a little of this on your site, i did take the time to type it.
and i read every one of the others.
THANX AGAIN D

July 16, 2002

I got such a kick out of your website. I have been hearing for what seems ages that there is something sinister related to the Smurfs and decided to get on the web to see what the noise was all about. Imagine my surprise to learn that the Smurfs are anti-American, anti-democratic, Satanist drug addicts! And as a kid I just thought it was a fun cartoon with a wicked villain and side kick! It also amazes me that there are people out there who can read a simple paragraph and mindlessly follow that belief, or read even scarier messages into it. No wonder there are cults out there - long live the Blue Cult! Thanks for starting this page, it has been a very interesting read!

Eliz

July 17, 2002

Dear jeffy, It sounds like alot of people relate things to drugs.I dont blame anyone for trying to over exagerate how the Smurfs misteriously live in trippy 'shroom housing. But can you blame them? IF you were a little helpless elfian all tripped out, running and running from a cracked out Gargamel, who only wants to make a profit from your body, you'd might as well make the most of your meger life and trip your left nut off until you get caught becuase its not like anyone can rescue you , becuase no one knows thier where abouts.

P.S. Smurfett is just a decoy. she actually is Gargamels allye.

Sincerely, Smokey the bear.

July 30, 2002

hey, Several years ago I spotted what was a smurf leaning up against a shroom..looking like he was taking a nap. It was in a Grateful Dead catalog. Im looking for that pic, cause I want it tattooed on my chest. Have you seen this???? Suzy

August 2, 2002

I think that this is an ill website... i was trippin on shrooms like 2 weeks ago and i kept seeing smurfs...Now i finally have an answer to all my questions.

I don't know what all these parents and people are gettin all upset about..If they don't want there kids goin to websites like this, then put on all restrictions for there websites... and why would a 8 yearold be at a website "THEBADPLACE.COM" If you ask me i think that if these people took the time to read these articles, then they couldn't have hated them too much.....

PEACE
KeSeR!

August 26, 2002

wudup ive only tried shrooms twice but i luved um and i luv the smurfs too whatever u say its all good peace out
brittni

August 26, 2002

i've been eatin shrooms for the past 4 months and it is the best thing that has happened to me..............on time i had eatin soo much a was trippin for 14 hours,it was the time of my life.i saw a lion and sum lil green creture that was chasin me for like 3 hours.soo i beat the shit outa it and it turned up to be a chair that i was beatin.lolwell peace.

Jaffe

September 1, 2002

k i heard of people eatin shroom ] like me [ i even heard people say there r smurths in real life but this shit is just stupid man
ya and i agree with that 13 year old boy that said this site might be seen by yong kids well but not caz it might be seen by kids but caz people like me might be searchin for shrrom extracts and come across thiz lame site man just close this just shut this thing down lol

September 2, 2002

you got wayyyyyyyyyyyy to much time dude. but pretty funny props, tom

September 8, 2002

I think big pappa smurf needs a joint.

TornandFrayed2

September 10, 2002

A lot of people commenting seem to think that the only way someone could be peace loving and happy all the time is through drugs. Not true. Many people can be happy, loving, cool, and relaxed with nothing whatsoever, except the love and oneness with the "all" (some people say "God" but I think that is too stuffy). Also, I happen to create wonderful works of art without the help of such drugs. I think it is more a matter of holding on to your childhood imagination, than trying to recapture it later with drugs. If you can manage to hold on to that state of mind, while still expanding your intelligence, you've got it made. No need to be stoned, just be happy.

Oh, I am all for pot and shrooms being legal for recreation, but I just don't use them.

-Crescentia

September 10, 2002

Cool stuff man. cool stuff. I didnt know about all this crazy shroom connection with the smurfs but its awsome. i havent seen that show for so long. and i completely forgot that they lived in shrooms. thats so cool. thanks for putin that site up its cool. and all those people who are all crappy and say that your bad or wahtever, there stupid. have you ever listened to the allman brothers. there a great band. they like shrooms. shrooms=smurfs=cool. see ya.

allman brothers rock

September 14, 2002

Dear Jeffrey, i think it is pretty cool that someone like u can think positive about a lame ass cartoon, now that u have said something about the shrooms and the smurfs it actually wants to make people watch the smurfs.....this past weekend i was trippin off shrooms and i sware to god i saw some smurfs...sike . man i dont kno what you be smokin but u cant even compare the two : a childrens cartoon... and a drug... there's no match Peace! Phil M.

September 15, 2002

Okay, There is definatly a connection between the smurfs and shrooms. the smurfs was created by Hanna-Barbera. They also produced an extreamly psychodelic show that originally aired in the late 70s caled the Banana Split Gang and Friends Show. It is the most insane shit I can remember seeing on television. If you have Bommerang or know someone who does you just have to see an episode of this show. It comes on certain nights at midnight central time. (I think Sundays or Wednesdays-I'm not sure). Check it out- It will comfirm that Mr. Hanna and/or Mr. Barbera did some serious type of pychodelics back in the day. (Probably when they were legal of course) Don't get me wrong theese two people created some of the best animation this country has seen. That's all-You can put this on your page if you wish or e-mail me @ Yakamo3x3@hotmail.com _No spam though please. Thanks and keep smurfing. -Nik

September 24, 2002

i ran across all these peoples complaints about smurfs and shrooms, and how the picture was this horrible thing, but i cant find the picture. so to say the least, with all these people bullshiting about i have to see it. if you could tell me where its at i would greatly appreciate it.

September 27, 2002

could possibly read all of that stuff on your site : ) shrooms or no shrooms..:) i did laff when i read a few ...but then sanity returned and i went back to the sites i always go to ...weeklybikini.com LOL cheers.... ah yes shrooms...those were the days :":"

September 29, 2002

Have neither you nor anyone else who submitted comments not seen the episode in which the blue people meet an apparently beautiful lady who gets them addicted to touching a magical light? It makes them feel good for a while, and then they feel worse and need more of it to get as much from the experience as they did before, and she wants them to live in her cave and work for her, and they all get terribly weak, and she turns out to be ugly underneath, and so on - I think you get the picture. I didn't when I saw it in the 80's, but when drug abuse entered the school curriculum I thought of that episode and realized the allegory. (Eventually they get rescued by the sober smurfs or something like that.) I don't know whether or not it was based on one of the original stories by Peyo.

Anyway for the people who are interested in the religious connections with Amanita muscaria and other hallucinogens, there's a wealth of information and theories out there from authors like John Allegro and Terrence McKenna and so on (not that I agree with their conclusions), and yes ergotism (basically LSD poisoning from rye bread) no doubt contributed to some of those wacky visions with angels and demons and what not that people of "unscientific" times are remembered for, but none of this is evidence that any people involved with the Smurfs ever did or didn't use drugs (but they're all twentieth century humans, right?), yet of course if they didn't they would still know that hallucinogenic mushrooms (among many other hallucinogens) exist. These things have always been around, just not always so noticeably as today.

And Smurfette was only Gargamel's tool *at first*, until Papa Smurf released her from Gargamel's evil magic. If you can't find that episode (the one with the dam being sabotaged), see the movie Donnie Darko for a longer explanation. I hope this helps for a better understanding of this cultural phenomenon.

-Mark

October 2, 2002

hi jeff, i am an 18 year old female. i have shroomed quite a few times, although i have never seen smurfs while i was shrooming. i agree that there is a connection between the two, as well as i belive that that show along with a few others were made to lean more towards older children(18 and up). i have had this conversation with many of my friends on more than one occasion prior to reading this. think about ir they live in shrooms, there addicted to smurf berries, and their hunted by a giant and his giant cat. i say that creators were on shrooms while bringing the smurfs to life. happy shrooming, chiara

October 4, 2002

Jeff- I agree that it could be that smurfs symbolize shrooms, I mean, look at Scooby doo: smoke coming out of the back of the van, a talking dog.. and what's in those Scooby snacks? why would a human wanna eat dog treats? there must be something in them. \ ne wayz, smurfs are really to symbolize communism, I mean, there is no currency, they all wear white, accept pap smurf, and no one is more important than anyone or the could symbolize the kkk because they all have white pointy hats accept papa smurf, and he has red.. What does this say about children's cartoons>?

October 5, 2002

well i think all these people who are offended by your article are just ignorant and dont realize that people have a right to their opinion the deapest i ever thought about smurfs was how trippy they could be while shroomin

lsd 420 utah
ps: cops suck

October 6, 2002

I was lookin for a black light poster of a shroom n stumbled across your website, and i thought it was really kool, good work, oh and has anyone noticed how mario went around eating mushrooms, plants n always went down pipes that lead him into dark places or just a different world, then he would eat the star n go all out, i dont know what the deal was with bowser n the whole turtle thing though, anyways, i liked his little friend Toad i belive his name was, that little baby mushroom or whatever it was, oh well its been along while scince ive played a mario game, last one i played was mario world or somthein, i dunno the first mario game for the 64 so i dont know if they keep up the Toad fella n the yoshi dude... sorry got caried away

October 11, 2002

hey ya prolly gittin tired of hearin all the bitchin n shit but i gawtta say who the fuck twisted these bitches nipples? omg i laughed so hard i damn near pissed myself. some of you people are way to fuckin up tight. mello out man. there were so many posts i would love to give props to n so many others that just need slapped upside the head. they said that 311 was racist, k being the 11th letter and the 3. 3-11--3-k kkk. most of these angry people are the ones who put there children in front of the tv like a baby sitter n then wanna bitch because there kids did something wrong. some to add to the lists right. G.I. Joe whats this teach but hatred and war, most every disney cartoon available have referenced to drugs, sex, majik and violence. one thing with alice in wonderland: the catapiller was smoking from a hooka and alice was eating different sides of a mushroom. in lion king when simba(adult) and the leaves n dust poof out it spells "sex" in aladin when the tiger is gunna eat him on jasmins balcony turn the volume up and you can hear " all girls get nekid" or "all girls have sex" one of the two. MOBY DICK the great novel is being pulled off library shelfs cuz it teaches animal cruelty. COME THE FUCK ON PEOPLE!!! do something more productive with your time. if you want to hear something bad enough you will. ive played ozzy, motley crue, ratt, all the 80's bands music backwards and i have never heard "satan comands you to kill" its bible thumping, tight ass, blind, persicuting, holier than thou, close minded people that really iritate me. when you look for bad things you will find them one way or another. i could say that country music corupts people to child molestation, alcoholism, wife beating, vehicular homicide, assholeism, but i dont. i know when they are out killing people cuz there drunk driving i will be safe at home smoking my sacred herb or eating my lovley shrooms, peeking out the window as the crazy bastards swerve across the road. some bible shit: judge not lest ye be judged. n i have given you all the seed bering plants and herbs to use. my favorite god made weed man made speed who do you trust?. and the shroom bein the forbiden fruit? wow man thats trippy. deep thoughts will come of that statement. good call. one final note if you dont do drugs cool but dont discriminate against those of us that do. we dont discriminate against you cuz ya dont do them. i smoke the sacred herb cuz its the only drug ive found that stops the voices in my head. being mentaly ill is a bitch and i would rather use a drug that is natural, that i myself can grow, and that actually works with the only side effect of being hungry. read the book "the emporer wears no cloths the marijuana conspiricy" by jack herer. it will open your mind the the wonders of the sacred herb with out ever sparking a bowl or burnin a joint. peace out ive said enough. any feedback or questions feel free to e-mail me at insanesmurf@hotmail.com peace out cats n stay cool

November 7, 2002

I as well as others enjoyed the smurfs, growing up. I have always thought the cartoon had something to do with shrooms. And no offense to the first person who wrote of exstacy, but not all X pills are blue and around the time this cartoon was made exstacy was'nt well known yet. Your theory on smurfs and X can go somewhere. obviously this toon is about shrooms. Like others said, They lived in shroom houses. They had baby smurfs and only one girl smurf, smurfet, and what was up with Papa smurf? sounds like a pimp to me. Lol.Thanks for pointing out how the name is shrooms backwards it helped prove my theory. Ashley420247

November 7, 2002

I enjoyed watching smurfs as a kid as well. I always knew that toon was about shrooms. Their houses were made of shrooms. What was up with all the smurfs and only one chick, Smurfet? How 'bout Papa smurf? sounds like a pimp to me. Thanks for pointing out the name spells smurfs backwards, that just proves my theory I've had all along. Also, to whomever wrote the Exstacy having something to do with smurfs can take their theory elsewhere. "X" is not ALWAYS blue you obviously do'nt know what you're talking about. Also, "X" was'nt well known in the years this toon was produced so NO!!!!! Maybe you got a "X" pill called a "Smurf". They do have various names you know, Or maybe you do'nt. Well thank you for helping me prove my theory and helping me come to a comclusion. Ashley420247 KS

November 7, 2002

Shit Man I did'nt finish reading the e-mails before I wrote mine. Sounds like you went through hell with some jackass kids thinkin' they're some smart asses. I agree with you telling them to keep their pie holes shut. First of all the e-mail you responded to, Who the fuck wrote that shit. That's cool kid you "like totally tripped for 14 hours" but I garauntee some fucking monster did NOT 'like totally chase you' and if it did than you have NEVER taken shrooms you dumb fuck. Oh and pardon My language. God forbid some little kid get on here and read this fuckin shit!!!!!!!!! First of all what the fuck is a little kid going to get on a computer to look up '"SMURFS"( NOT "SMURTHS") when they got a t.v. Second of all this sight is under Shrooms. But I guess You would know that CAZ you typed it in. By the way It is cuz not caz and proper English If your trying to sound smart is BECAUSE.!!!!!!!! Last But not Least, and only BECAUSE I'm tired of dicking around with little shits who can't shut their mouths and enjoy a website, but instead belittle(or in your terms be a smart ass) someone whom you do'nt know a God damn thing about. Do'nt write back when you know jack shit about Shrooms or for that matter anything else. P.S Do you like Midget porn you little shit? To the original writer of this website. I know you do'nt need any help from me, their comments just pissed me off as well. Thanks again for the enlightning web page. Ashley420247 KS

November 11, 2002

Jeffrey,
You are on the right track in thinking that the Smurfs are related to
shrooms. But I hate to tell you, but you have the wrong idea. The Smurfs
are instead a hippy commune. All the Smurfs lived inder a leader(Papa
Smurf) who had total control over them, They live in hollow, polka-dot
shrooms(wonder how they got hollowed out), they only have one woman in the
community, only one baby, and they all have a special job. I.E.Painter,
Chef, etc. They are chased buy the big dude who can be interpreted as the
government. Another theory is that the Smurfs are communist. Supporting
this is the facts that are presented above with the exception of the
shrooms. And even more, smurfs is an anagram...S.M.U.R.F. = Socialist Men
Under Red Father...Red Father is what Stalin is sometimes called. Don't
forget that Scooby Doo is a stoner either!!!
Gallaher
mikeoxbig640@hotmail.com

November 13, 2002

first of all i think shrooms are awsome i have taken them several times and i think the people waisting there time complaining about shrooms and smirfs should get a life or try some shrooms I ACIDENTALY CAME ACROS THIS SITE LOOKING FOR INFO ON HOW TO GROW MY OWN SHROOMS.

November 18, 2002

Dear Jeff: I, unlike many people who have reponded to your delightful crackpot article, am able to see you wonderfully twisted logic and would like to give you give you a sample of mine, beware however, the short story makes little sense and will tend to mes with your head:

Back in Vietnam, before you were born, sunny, I knew a mad Viking warrior named Albert Bezerk. His pass-times included parading disembodied heads around atop a long pole, slowly killing off the population of India and England with an axe with the appellation "Betsy". Although these pastimes were very important to Albert.did I mention his name is really Alfred?.they were highly unethical and somewhat illegal, and because of this fact he is in the top spot on the United Nations most wanted list. He has cost international organizations such as NATO and the US secret service billions of dollars, mainly in Krispy Kreme donuts and petunias. Why you ask? Why is this man worth so much bloodshed, flowers and donuts? The answer is simple and follows in a very condensed version: The second amendment was unrecognized in the late thirteen hundreds, chiefly because it was not yet set into existence. Because of this, the king of Sumer knighted Alexander The Valiant, Alexander The Great.s lesser known arch-rival.

In his knighthood, Alexander the Valiant made many accomplishments and contributions to the pre-medieval society. For this reason, the president of Russia was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize 700 years later. This, for obvious reasons, aggravated the elite security force of South America. The South American Militia was unleashed upon Boris, the poor old drunk, and they would not rest until his bloody corpse fell to the hard dirt floor. He and his small army of thugs were no match for the Militia.s advanced guerilla warfare tactics and precision sniper skills. In the brief skirmish that changed the world as we fail to remember it, Kapoor Tiskinov was changed for ever, only having a human being cease to live in his very arms could sway his rock solid determination. Some philosophists argue that this metamorphosis gave birth the uprise in the mountainous regions of France so many years ago. How are these events connected, think of the mass suicides in upper Turkey and you will find the answer.

So you see this is how Alfred Bezerk came to be a prime military target. Just then Pasquil exclaimed "Brilliant!" and was promptly shot

You have just read story one of the collection

November 23, 2002

I am a 17 year old believer, lol.. I dunno about the whole smurf sfrum thing.. but ummm arent they lil blue people who live in mushrooms? the LIVE IN SHROOMS.. if u look at their houses.. they r the colours of the shrooms.. the drug... kinda like the cover of the incubus cd "the fungus among us"... such a stoner band.. anyway man keep up the free thinking and keep ur head out of the Preverbal box.. Peace

--Chris

November 25, 2002

Yo man thats funny as hell dude i can just picture it the blue smurfs trippin balls and seeing shit, thats halarious. I just recently took shrooms and there are awsome. The word smurfs backwards definitly means shrooms. I bet u a bunch of shroomheads came up with the idea of the cartoon the smurfs, and they made it all crazy so when they tripped it was amzing to them. It is kinda of a genius idea u have and i support it. I wander if u actually would watch it trippin what it would be like, and would there be subliminals or would u notice things that u wouldnt notice not under the influence of magical mushrooms. well u should write back dude, tell me what u think. When i came aross your website i was cracking up.

im out peace

oNY

December 9, 2002

there's a bunch a shit like that floating around, i mean theres a lot of stuff that satires drug use and i guess i believe it, shrooms are sooooooo good

December 11, 2002

I came across your page on a coincidence, but there
is no such things as coincidences. After finding your
satire somewhat amusing, I came across the first
opinion letter. Written by you or not, it is damn near
the perfect opener. As far as the 'shroom connection, I
never thought about it, being the last time I watched
the show was in the 80's. Many of the theories come
close, but fall short as to what I feel is the 100%
correct theory. Only the creators of the shows have
the answers, but I will try the some close with my
patchwork theory, made mostly within what I have
read here.

-Whatever it may have been, the creators of the show
where on some kinda drug.

-Roger theory of the Smurfs being people shrooming in
the forest is true, but it isn't deep enough.

-"Smurfs and Communism" works, but the page
creator takes it to far and discredits it. Smurfs
weren't force into trades they hatred, the did what
they were good at. What about Papa Smurf, who is he
supposed to be then?

-May 14 2001's theory is the best one on the page, it
rang a bell when I first read it. What happens when
the drug dealer starts eating the Smurfs?

-May 24 2001's Gargamel on acid, that would be
trippy.

-Pete "the Founder/Operator of esmurfs.com sounds
very much like a scientist that claims all his fact
discredit all other theories. Make no mistake,
corporations may have pushed the show, but did they
make the product?

-Ryan Lee Helmer's translation of the german word
Smurf meaning "sleep elaborated with dreaming".

-Oct 21's theory of the KKK is the realest, given
Pete's fact of the "Black Smurf Figurines" not being
market in the US, where it might cause a wrong train
of thought. Asrial as Israel is good, but Gargamel
would be better as the US Government. Many
supremacists believes that Israel secretly controls
most of the US government.

-June 10 2002 so true, TV is one long brain wash.

-July 17's Smurfet theory might be true.

-Oct 11's theory on 'shrooms being the forbidden fruit
is something I have often pondered upon before.

All in all; Cool sight; all good cartoon have deeper
meanings (Simpsons); I like my 'Shrooms, Weed, and
pure MDMA.

OaklandGame

December 12, 2002

All I have to say is that both Smurfs and Shrooms are bad ass! The main difference between the two is that the things I see when I eat shrooms are a helluva lot more vivid than what everyone else sees when they watch Smurfs.

December 16, 2002

i love reading this load of shit you need to get a life or some shrooms the way you
sound you were in the 4h club and never even seen a shroom or any other drug in
your life you must be the most straight edge mother fucker y did you even create this
site you need a bj despratly.
the facts that the smurfs are not drug relared or part of the kkk are
the smurfs were not created in the u.s and thus are not related in any way with the kkk
next the smurfs are german originated and so all that stuff you said above is BULLSHIT dont put a Jeffs note next to this you pussy

fuck you,
BANNANA MAN

December 22, 2002

OK pal... The word SMURFS has nothing to do with Shrooms... you are prolly
just some pot head with nothing else do to but think up stupid little ways to
twist things around.. i would know this because that is what i do when i am
stoned

January 11, 2003

Gargumel does indeed represent the government. Understand the government makes money from illegal drugs. At the top of the illegal drug world is the security counsel which sets among other things the agenda for everything that can be controlled. By keeping drugs illegal they not only make gold but create a base of power. The policies which have been created at the top have helped to spread the drug culture, a sub culture , throughout the world. The US government has agents of various agencies in almost every country on the planet and has many international agencies sporting this thirty year old war on drugs. Yet the percentage of people doing drugs remains relatively constant. There are books written on this subject. An example of the war on drugs would be the Teleban selling opium which in turn buys guns which in turn requires the

US to buy arms to combat, Ect.... Imagine the profit to the Legal

community here in the US. The prison industry. Gargumel is making $$$$$.

January 14, 2003

Your Link to eSmurfs.com is not current, we are now http://www.mushroomvillage.com and the link on your site will not work soon. Please update it. We will be killing all our reciprocal links with sites that have not updated in a few weeks. Thanks! Also, please remove my old e-mail address. -Peter Caparelli

http://www.mushroomvillage.com (formerly eSmurfs.com)

January 19, 2003

PEOPLE, GET A LIFE!!! I MEAN WHO F#%&ING CARES!!

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE DEMOCRAT.

January 22, 2003

Hi Jeff,

You've made an interesting and controversial connection if taken a little too far to make it more trustworthy, that's my opinion. I'm a bit surprised at the amount of replies to your theory but thinking of the great American conpiracies of the 20th century I came to the conclusion you might have been imprinted by them making the theory more believable to your people who as a result of it and the drug culture are less objective. The recent Spielberg series shown over here on BBC about an alien cover-up (which I'm not a great fan of btw) seems to suggest that there's a need for that sort of thing in your country and it sells.

I watched the cartoon as a child and to me it was a classic good vs. evil story. Some of the comments on your site quite frankly worry me. To assume ,or worse, believe that there's a connection between the KKK and the little blue Smurfs is a bit scary. Whoever originally came up with it must have been a racist to the point of an obsession. It only alienates black people creating a warped sense of reality.

How exactly does it make white children become racists? Gargamel wears black and therefore he is black? He's a wizard. Smurfs wear white hats? They don't cover their faces, they're not exactly pointy and Smurfs are only antagonistic towards Gargamel in self defence or protection of their kind. Papa Smurf wears a red one? Wouldn't he be almost indistinguishable from others if he didn't? They wanted to make him stand out as the one in control and the wise one - hence the beard. Children are stimulated by colour. It's a cartoon. I would sooner connect him with Santa Claus, he wears a red hat too, commands elves just like Papa Smurf his Smurfs.

The cat has a Jewish like name? What kind of a wizard's cat is called Blinkie?

I'm sorry it looks a lot like paranoia to me.

I've seen dozens of episodes, yet I embrace black culture and I definitely, without a shadow of a doubt, am not a racist.

Smurfs = Shrooms? I doubt there is a connection, even if there is, in my opinion, it's highly unlikely that it has anything to do with psychedelic mushrooms.

Smurfs are magical, cartoon, forest creatures. Mushrooms create perfect homes for them for a couple of reasons. They blend with the surroundings, being natural plants, and therefore are harded to spot as a habitat for living organisms. They resemble human houses, having roofs in the form of mushroom caps. Why the particular type of a mushroom? They're colourful and like I stated earlier children are stimulated by colour. They eat mushrooms? They live in a forest, it's a readily available food source. They don't get high on them. If they did get addicted to Smurf berries, which I've missed, it's just a way to make the story more interesting and they had to be inventive to keep the series going. There are many substances, people get addicted to. Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, prescription drugs, to name a few.

It's true that some artisits use mind altering substances. It doen't necessarily make them better artists. Someone who lacks artistic talent sober and reaches for halucinogens often finds that he hasn't got it after all. Drugs don't make people artistic. They can occasionally make a good artist even better. However, the question is, is it the artist's work or the drug's?

Filip

January 22, 2003

Haha! I found some of the responses to your page pretty damn funny, but I found it ironic how everyone kept refering to you as a stoner or whatever even though you kept saying you don't do any of that... and I couldn't help wondering how many people were in some way intoxicated when they wrote their messages. thanx for the laugh

January 23, 2003

Ever since i was about 6 i knew what the smurfs was in some way related to drugs.
hell back then thogh i didnt care i loved the smurfs (and still do).
I would like to say thogh you have a huge website of responses which is good your not afraid to give a voice to the "other side of the fence".
And i do agree with you on the smurfs shrums thing that kinda is neat.
But i also wanna say that the response i made me think the most was the one of the smurfs representing the kkk. He has pointed out to many things that just happen to fit like the white pointy hats and the red hat that papa smurf wears AKA the grand wizard. I dont know im kinda just going on and on but alot of people here do have good points about the smurfs and what it could truly represent.
Thanks Jeffrey for having this site as open as it is allowing both sides to say thier peace keep on down shrooms to all who want to peace out.

January 23, 2003

yo i think its awsome that you found this shit out about smurfs. i also think tinkerbell is related to shrroms to i have a shirt with her and shrooms on it, it glows in the dark. Anyways keep up the good work i think its tight

lil cutie

February 1, 2003

whatsup jeff? well i just wanted to tell al you people that are whining
about this web page to stop bitching. maybe you need to take a look at your
own life instead of criticizing this man. i mean if you have nothing better
to do than raise holy hell about a smurf site, maybe YOUshould eat a couple
of mushrooms. c'mon gimme a break.

February 5, 2003

hey and those disney blokes are rascist. cartoons are for the kids and perhaps the bigger ones who like to watch them whilst getting stoned or maybe doing a couple'a shrooms. if smurfs is whatever you say it is and something to do with shrooms then so be it, if that wasnt allowed then neither would other cartoons be and then where would us stoners be?? what would we do in our spare time??! dick

February 5, 2003

i would just like to express my gratitude that some one has published someyhing which definatly links the origins of drug abuse to our little animated friends. i have firmly believed this for many years and have been waiting for someone to make the link so plausible. my beliefs in this subject came about whilst innocently watching cartoons one afternoon the idea evolved in my head that to survive such horrific accidents and explosians the characters must and probably the writers be under the heavy influences of a good range of narcotics in fact i believe the writers and animators of smurfs went through the same stes as you but srooms to smurfs and not vice versa i applaud you for your fantastic logical thinking and to the people who dont understand i'd like to say you can go and shove some big fat smurfs up your big fat arses you wet cunts.

February 5, 2003

i think you'r a fuckin idiot! oh yeah it's a damn conspiracy! same with the word truck huh? if you just take the r out, move the line at the top over a little and add another little line in the middle, they're really trying to say fuck! oh my god, somebody run and make a website about it now!

shrooms are wonderful, when you take 'em you see the smurfs!

February 5, 2003

fuck this stupid site! see i go looking for shroom website's and i come across this peace of shit! close this shit down, honestly!

February 5, 2003

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What's that blue thing doing here?
---------------------------------------------------- --ok the only thing i have to say riggggggggt now is the light on the ceiling is getting biggerman!!!!???idont know idontknow ijustdontknowrightnowmansoooososososostopwiththequestionsaagagagararrrgh all the people getting very offended from thiss site are all a bunch of wmmmmmmmmmmwhoa there goes the light againigottagoman PEACEINTHEMIDDLEEASTLIKEDANSNYDERSGRANDMASUNDERGARMENTS OHYEAHYOUMUSTBEAWAREOFGUYTAKEHIMSERIOUSLYHESNOJOKE

February 7, 2003

The smurfs shrooms connection
lmao very clever lol
~firepixie~

February 9, 2003

After reading into shrooms and even eating shrooms, I realize that cartoons and drugs have so many relations. My first point is, almost every artist that I am friends with use hallucinogens and whenever we get tripped out we like to watch cartoons, toke and draw. And what do they draw about... SHROOMS. Artist (whether actors or singers or what not) like to relate to their hobby, and by drawing mushroom related topics they express themselves. The artist and creators, without a doubt, trip almost constantly and that's cool, because it also provides kids with entertainment, so what's the big deal.

Anyway heres the facts that have already been stated but I felt like stating them anyway:

1) They live in little mushroom houses.

2) They're blue in color and whenever you pick mushrooms and dry them out, if you look at it they've a sort-of bluish tint, giving the Smurf's their color.

3) The Gargamel always try to thwart the Smurfs (just like the gov't always try to stop us from eaten SHROOMS).

4) The Smurfs are always dancing around like the friggen tooth-fairy and you know what, the happiest people I know eat SHROOMS because whenever you're trippin you tend to laugh nonstop, giving you a happy enjoyable sensation.

The proof is in the cartoon. I say, if you don't believe me watch it with an open mind and consider that yes ... there is a relation.

Thats all I gots--JEFFRO

February 11, 2003

U suck

February 15, 2003

Personally, I think you are a f*cking loser. To sit there and analyze the name of a cartoon show from childhood is something that a stupid crazy a*s person would do. Why don't you get a life? Watching The Smurfs when I was younger has not affected me as a grown 19 year old female. In fact, it has probably helped me to grow into a fun loving person. You are probably a fat ugly ass mother f*cker who just sits on his hairy ass all day.

February 16, 2003

IM responding to "VerdanaMelissa Kearse and Nicole Kelly." I just want whoever read their e-mail(including themselves) to know the the largest majority of childrens stories and cartoons were made by people on drugs. For example: Alice and Wonderland "What the hell do u think thats about?! Catepillers smoking out of a hooka , singing flowers, chaseing rabits and falling into dark holes, drinking a potion and growing hundreds of feet tall instantly, and then shrinking to half an inch, and many more trippy things. Its to easy to see that this was written by somebody tripping hard off acid!

Another example is spongbob square pants! If you look closly at each building and house in the cartoon it is easy to see that almost every building is disguised in the shape of some sort of bong. For instance Spongbob's house has a metal bowl hanging off of it(the chimney)! There are posters everywhere with pictures of spongebob all dried up with dark circles under his eyes saying "I NEED WATER!". There are also shirts with spongbob saying "im ripped", and picture's of him where his body is all wiggly and he's saying "i feel all wiggly inside and out". Trust me the producer of this cartoon had a little secret to his production. Just watch it and think like a stoner. It only makes sense!

Anybody who dosnt agree that many cartoons and childrens stories arnt ofter produced by drug users are just children themselves because they were made for drug users to understand the secret behind them and for children to enjoy while looking past all though weird drug related things its favorite character keeps doing! lol

You guys are right about the whole smurfs idea and i respect the fact the u had the ability to catch such a thing!(even thought its really quite easy to see that little blue ppl living in shrooms probably had SOMTHING to do with drugs!)

signed, stoner for life

February 24, 2003

I don't know how the hell I got here. I was looking 4 alice in wonderland, but you make an interesting point. I think that the smurfs and shrooms are related. Um.. thats all I had to say.....

March 17, 2003

Hey im a 20 yr old female from texas and I justed wanted to say that I think your Idea is pretty clever! I have no doubt about it, actually the guy who came up with smurfs probably had the same shrooms I had =) I had Hydroponic shrooms which were actually the same color blue as the smurfs....they were awsome...but i enjoyed your sight!

with laughs

Candace

March 19, 2003

I'd just thought that I'd like to say how great your site really is. I'm a young inspiring lawyer and ran across your site and just thought that it was great to know how much controversy your statement has. After using recreational substances like x, coke, shrooms and the ever most popular cannabis I would like to say the idea with switching the "F" to and "H" is a little far fetched but when you think about it, it all comes together. After reading all the comments on your site it was hilarious to know how hard it is for people to spell correctly and how to complete sentences. I think the only bull shit on this site is the fact that some people think others do not have a right to there own opinion. This site is an opinion and anyone that would want it taken off needs to, in other words, fuck off. Everything has a right to be read and kids to adults should be able to read this site because it not only allows you to think outside the limited society that our government provides for us, it gives us a right to our own opinion. From the concerned parent to the young 13 year old I can say every comment was interesting to read and your site is excellent in the various opinions. You have proclaimed yourself as the ruler of earth and this will only grow with time. Ever need a lawyer... e-mail me.. lol. Awesome site and keep up the great job. If anyone wants to talk about experiences or anything else e-mail me at austx_2003@yahoo.com

Raul

March 25, 2003

this shiet is hella funny, im trippin as we speak and i just surfed on the web to get some reading and visuals on shrooms and i happened onto this page. I'm still cracking up reading people's postings ranting about how wrong you are hahaha... anyways keep up the work...pure comedy jzoon

March 31, 2003

Hey Jeff,

Heres the deal:

Mario lives in a constant trip... the koopa's and bowser are bad trips, and the mushrooms are what saves him form them. Look around as you play the game, complete trippy! Bowser is the ultimate bad trip. The little stars are acid tabs. they make him FLIP out man! and the makers had to be on some kinda drug to think all that shit up! and look at his eyes, always bugged out all the time. Your site has alot of good theories, and i doubt this one ranks, but oh well, im not good at wording things. keep trippin!

daemon

April 3, 2003

yeh i read it and it made sense but i thought smurfs were all kkk i mean they all wear white cone hats and the leader wears a red one so that makes them shrooming kkk'ers. lol put that on the site nd see what happens

April 21, 2003

man u must of been fuck up when u thought of that lol i lov ya peace

April 28, 2003

dude man this is the coolest site i have ever seen, my firends and i have also known about this connection for some time now, im proud that someone has taken the trouble to make this conspiracy known to everyone

May 1, 2003

i think that this is so true because in many of children cartoons.....there
are hidden messages like bugs bunnie for instance he is call a transvestite
for dressing in DRAG...... and scoobie Doo what was that big cloud of smoke
thats always behind them when thet are comming from a far....always had the
MInchies...and what about Alice in Wonderland..?.was Walter Disney in a
SHROOm world as well....? i Think So...im not going to lie i have shroomed
before and look pretty familiar when i watch the movie..... e mail me back
thx....and even the new Spounge Bob square Pants he is said to be gay with
his friend on the cartoo hi funnie star fish friend

May 5, 2003

i think you are complety right. the smurfs is my favorite show it has been since the dawn of my time and there is no way around it. they are little blue people.i myself have done shrooms before and they were an amazing experiance i do not give condolence to there use-they are the reson i was sent to private school-but a little shroom fact that one way of injesting them is through shroom tea. this was my method and as my shrooms desolved into the pink lemonade the drink beacme blue. do i see a conneticon here...yes. your just pointing out the facts and you shouldnt be dissed in any way you said nothin bad just stattingng the obvious. if any1 disagrees they should read up on the effects of shrooms and the tells of people under theyre influnce. ~sailor smurf

May 7, 2003

good job man! i see it, i can deffinately see how you would get shrooms out of smurfs....good job man...so what were u on when u realized this?? Peace, Amy

June 19, 2003

Mr. Carlyle,
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